More Jealous Bitching About Angelina While Jen Looks For Attention

Who doesn't think Angelina Jolie is beautiful? Her face reminds me of a commercial for divas years ago that stated, “Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.” Despite those statements and my desire to see more “girl power” (let's stick together ladies), bitches always have something mean to say.

This time it's Roseanne Barr. There's not enough plastic surgery or dieting to make this lard ass acceptable. Anyway, she comments about Angelina, “Evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous husband Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. Also, Miss Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse...huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan? Or that matter, the Thai and Vietnamese sons you are photo's with weekly too!? Who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor. Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions, too. It might be good for your Asian and African children's self esteem to know you support [Obama] for leader of the free world.”

Who has a self-esteem problem, Roseanne? Guess she feels more important bashing Angelina. Since both presidential candidates are questionable, I'm as hesitant as Angelina to commit to who I support. Maybe more people should contemplate their decisions as deliberately as Jolie. Also, until anyone else want to start taking in children and giving to charities everyday, why shoot holes in what Angie and Brad do? At least they're trying to be part of the solution. Isn't the world so freakin' jealous when you try to to the right thing? You go, Angie and Brad...

Meanwhile, Brad's cling-on ex-wife Jennifer Anison is calling her former mother in law to cry about getting dumped by John Mayer (word says he did it by text message - can you remember Carrie getting dumped on a post-it on Sex and the City?). Guess Jen is still full of herself, even though nobody else is. She needs to get rid of that age-old "Friends" haircut (those days are so over) and stop being such a man-follower. Angelina is independent and does what she wants - maybe that's the reason she got Brad, by the way, to all the vicious bitches who support pathetic Jen...

Jen vs. Angelina

The debate goes on in the media as Angelina Jolie gives birth to Brad Pitt's twins and Jennifer Aniston dates John Mayer. After Angelina stole Brad from Jen (although the couple claims they weren't intimate until Brad and Jen officially split), everyone was in an uproar for poor Aniston. Of course, it seems Brad and Jen werent' getting along before Angelina sauntered into the picture and Jen didn't want babies yet. Maybe it was a wise decision since Brad seemed quite willing to plant his seed anywhere it was acceptable...

While Angelina and Brad are choosing a godfather for their latest members of the brood (Bono is allegedly their choice), Jen is following John around on tour. John claims it's the best summer he ever had and word on the street says it wouldn't be a surprise to any of the insiders if Jen was engaged to John by the fall.

So who is the biggest ho? A diva has to love Jen for asserting her rights as a woman and deciding not to procreate on demand. On the other hand, Angelina is the quintessential party girl (bisexual experiences and tattoos included) turned hot mama who knows what she wants and how to get it. Oddly enough, Brad and Angelina still aren't married despite their many children. Is Angie still protecting her single status? Will Jen start hearing her biological clock ticking and get married to pop out a puppy of her own? Who do you think the ultimate diva is?

Luv yas,

LEIGH