More Jealous Bitching About Angelina While Jen Looks For Attention

Who doesn't think Angelina Jolie is beautiful? Her face reminds me of a commercial for divas years ago that stated, “Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.” Despite those statements and my desire to see more “girl power” (let's stick together ladies), bitches always have something mean to say.

This time it's Roseanne Barr. There's not enough plastic surgery or dieting to make this lard ass acceptable. Anyway, she comments about Angelina, “Evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous husband Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. Also, Miss Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse...huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan? Or that matter, the Thai and Vietnamese sons you are photo's with weekly too!? Who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor. Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions, too. It might be good for your Asian and African children's self esteem to know you support [Obama] for leader of the free world.”

Who has a self-esteem problem, Roseanne? Guess she feels more important bashing Angelina. Since both presidential candidates are questionable, I'm as hesitant as Angelina to commit to who I support. Maybe more people should contemplate their decisions as deliberately as Jolie. Also, until anyone else want to start taking in children and giving to charities everyday, why shoot holes in what Angie and Brad do? At least they're trying to be part of the solution. Isn't the world so freakin' jealous when you try to to the right thing? You go, Angie and Brad...

Meanwhile, Brad's cling-on ex-wife Jennifer Anison is calling her former mother in law to cry about getting dumped by John Mayer (word says he did it by text message - can you remember Carrie getting dumped on a post-it on Sex and the City?). Guess Jen is still full of herself, even though nobody else is. She needs to get rid of that age-old "Friends" haircut (those days are so over) and stop being such a man-follower. Angelina is independent and does what she wants - maybe that's the reason she got Brad, by the way, to all the vicious bitches who support pathetic Jen...