Dasha Astafieva Proves Brunettes Have More Fun

Dasha Astafieva has turned Hugh Hefner's head, proving brunettes do have more fun sometimes. Although I've spent most of my time as a blonde, I also had some very mysterious brunette moments. Dasha has dashed right by the three blondes on Hef's arm and is really getting the Playboy mogul's attention. Seems "The Girls Next Door" aren't very pleased about having five instead of four around...

The final decision is Hef's. In fact, the National Enquirer reported, "Dasha’s natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef. Dasha’s natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef. Dasha has upset the pecking order by pushing her way into Hef’s heart. The competition for his attention is really intense among the girls because of her."

Dasha appears in plenty of naked pics, showing off her finer qualities. The alluring Ukrainian model won Stars Factory, a reality program back home and posed for Playboy Ukraine, receiving the honor of Playmate of the Year for 2007. Apparently Kendra is getting her undies in a bunch about Dasha. After all, Kendra was the one who wanted to have 86 year old Hef's baby. Doesn't she know desperation is just not sexy? No wonder Hef is checking out Dasha - you go girl and strut your dark-haired stuff!

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Jenna Jameson - A Hot Mama

Gotta luv a girl like former porn queen Jenna Jameson. By 34 years old, she built a fabulous porn career and retired. In 2006, she invited martial arts pro Tito Ortiz to be her friend on My Space and wound up dating him. She also filed for divorce from porn actor hubby Jay Grdina in 2006. Less than two years later, Jenna is pregger with her first child and Tito is the baby's daddy. Talk about a woman who knows how to get what she wants - before her biological clock starts to tick!

After suffering with a miscarriage with Jay, Jenna moved on and hooked up with Tito. According to Tito, “After the right she came to my after party, we had a few conversations, and we exchanged numbers and a couple of weeks later we went out on a date...when I first started dating her, I expected something totally different. And what I got was a diamond in the rough, I guess you could say, or she was already a diamond and just shined up a little bit. I'm very, very impressed with the type of person she is. She's a really genuine person that I fell in love with.”

Jenna is "completely thrilled" to be expecting her first child, as she should be. Congratulations and best of luck, Jenna!

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Paris Hilton For President

Alright, now we really have a candidate for President I can relate to - Paris Hilton! Yes ladies, she's responded to those nasty ads from McCain with her own words. Seems Paris is a better candidate than him...or anyone else as far as I'm concerned. Luved Hills but Paris is cuter and has better fashion sense...and who could think Paris lacks substance. We all know that just because you play dumb sometimes doesn't really mean you are, right?

Anyway, Paris' mom cougar and ho guru Kathy Hilton finally commented to the Huffington Post, "I've been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses. It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States."

With all this going on, seems McCain realizes how important Paris is. His spokesperson Tucker Bounds says to TMZ, "Sounds like Paris is taking the 'All of the Above' energy approach that John McCain has advocated -- both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama."

Can you say girl power?

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Jessica Is Ready To Prove Everybody Wrong

Three cheers for Jessica Simpson! After all, she landed her Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo. She has daddy to handle all her business affairs. Now she's going to be switching over to country music for her new CD 'Do You Know'. The girl can shift gears and get what she wants - great ho qualities!

Anyway, Jess is a real woman who makes real mistakes, which we can really relate to. Her life changing incident? She says, "I was singing '9 to 5' and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who's like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to 'God Bless America' so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, 'I will never sing again.”

Jess can't want to prove the people who want to bring her down wrong. You go, girl! She also talked about ex John Mayer, currently hanging out with Jennifer Aniston, and said, “John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.” She also talked about her experiences with abuse. This girl has done it all - good luck with your country music career - but if not, we know you'll be bouncing back anyway.

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Katie Holmes Gets Guts

Alright, I've gotta admit I'm partial to the ho's of Hollywood. After all, who has the business savvy of Paris Hilton? Who can make something out of nothing like Kim Kardashian? You've gotta admire Jessica Simpson for getting her jock and shifting gears in her mediocre career to remain in the spotlight. I always feel badly for Katie Holmes because she seems to be lost in Tom Cruise's shadow. If you remember the Stepford Wives from years ago, she kind of reminds of you one of them. She has a perfect haircut, appropriate and classic style and always seems to mind her manners around Tom.

I'm not sure if it's Tom's age, his position in Scientology or simply Katie's lack of assertiveness that makes her seem so wishy washy. Her recent appearance with blue hands made me question just how far she would go to please a man like Tom. Just when I was starting to give up on Katie having her own mind, the paps reported Tom's mom and sis were thrown out of the family home. Kudos to Katie! Way to go, girl - it's time to take control of your life and let Tom know he's got a real woman to reckon with. Apparently mom and sis are now in a condo and not in Katie's face anymore. Do you think this could be the beginning of a whole new awakening for Katie? Does she still have hope to be a high-profile Ho of Hollywood? Maybe Katie really has an agenda of her own (Tom is a wealthy man) with this whole TomKat scenario. We can only HOpe for her...

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Jen vs. Angelina

The debate goes on in the media as Angelina Jolie gives birth to Brad Pitt's twins and Jennifer Aniston dates John Mayer. After Angelina stole Brad from Jen (although the couple claims they weren't intimate until Brad and Jen officially split), everyone was in an uproar for poor Aniston. Of course, it seems Brad and Jen werent' getting along before Angelina sauntered into the picture and Jen didn't want babies yet. Maybe it was a wise decision since Brad seemed quite willing to plant his seed anywhere it was acceptable...

While Angelina and Brad are choosing a godfather for their latest members of the brood (Bono is allegedly their choice), Jen is following John around on tour. John claims it's the best summer he ever had and word on the street says it wouldn't be a surprise to any of the insiders if Jen was engaged to John by the fall.

So who is the biggest ho? A diva has to love Jen for asserting her rights as a woman and deciding not to procreate on demand. On the other hand, Angelina is the quintessential party girl (bisexual experiences and tattoos included) turned hot mama who knows what she wants and how to get it. Oddly enough, Brad and Angelina still aren't married despite their many children. Is Angie still protecting her single status? Will Jen start hearing her biological clock ticking and get married to pop out a puppy of her own? Who do you think the ultimate diva is?

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Amy Winehouse - The Ultimate Poster Girl for Party Girls

Amy Winehouse is the ultimate poster girl for party girls. Who else can wear a beehive, have cruddy teeth and still look awesome when she smokes weed (or crack or cigarettes)? She's perfectly imperfect and you've gotta love her unique style and ability to party under any circumstances.

Of course when you party as hard as Amy does there's a stiff price to pay. She recently got rushed to the hospital and was diagnosed with the beginning stages of emphysema from all her smoking habits. Her taxi driver dad (yes that's the truth) Mitch is worried sick about his little girl (just like all daddies - awww!) and recently suffered stress and panic attacks over her behavior.

Meanwhile, Amy continues to smoke during her recent appearance in Scotland. She wore a black leather jacket in July (proving what I've said all along - leather is perfect in any weather) and dedicated one of her songs to imprisoned hubby, Blake Fielder-Civil. Once again, this Grammy-award winning singer shows her courage to be a party girl - she'll smoke when she wants and love her hubby in prison if she wants. Who can resist Amy Winehouse?

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