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More Jealous Bitching About Angelina While Jen Looks For Attention

Who doesn't think Angelina Jolie is beautiful? Her face reminds me of a commercial for divas years ago that stated, “Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.” Despite those statements and my desire to see more “girl power” (let's stick together ladies), bitches always have something mean to say.

This time it's Roseanne Barr. There's not enough plastic surgery or dieting to make this lard ass acceptable. Anyway, she comments about Angelina, “Evil spawn Angelina Jolie and her vacuous husband Brad Pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. Also, Miss Jolie says she likes McCain too and hasn't decided who to endorse...huh? Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened or do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican party's worldwide economic assault on Africa over the last few decades since Reagan? Or that matter, the Thai and Vietnamese sons you are photo's with weekly too!? Who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor. Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions, too. It might be good for your Asian and African children's self esteem to know you support [Obama] for leader of the free world.”

Who has a self-esteem problem, Roseanne? Guess she feels more important bashing Angelina. Since both presidential candidates are questionable, I'm as hesitant as Angelina to commit to who I support. Maybe more people should contemplate their decisions as deliberately as Jolie. Also, until anyone else want to start taking in children and giving to charities everyday, why shoot holes in what Angie and Brad do? At least they're trying to be part of the solution. Isn't the world so freakin' jealous when you try to to the right thing? You go, Angie and Brad...

Meanwhile, Brad's cling-on ex-wife Jennifer Anison is calling her former mother in law to cry about getting dumped by John Mayer (word says he did it by text message - can you remember Carrie getting dumped on a post-it on Sex and the City?). Guess Jen is still full of herself, even though nobody else is. She needs to get rid of that age-old "Friends" haircut (those days are so over) and stop being such a man-follower. Angelina is independent and does what she wants - maybe that's the reason she got Brad, by the way, to all the vicious bitches who support pathetic Jen...

Kate Plays Cat and Mouse With Hubby and Best Friend

Gotta love 32 year old actress Kate Winslet. She's best friends with a hot actor and married to a major director – now that's a lady we can relate to. The Ho herself admires this actress' style – especially the cat and mouse game she played to get her husband, Sam Mendes, to direct film "Revolutionary Road" with sex scenes starring her and best bud Leonardo DiCaprio.

Of course, even Kate feels a little strange making love on film to Leo with hubby Sam watching (guess she never made any racy sex tapes – what a shame, there's so much potential for her in this situation). Anyway, Kate told Entertainment Weekly, “I just kept saying, `This is too weird.' And Leo was like, `Oh, get over it.' And I'm going, `Yeah, a little reminder: You're my best friend. He's my husband. This is a bit weird.'"

Director hubby Sam admitted is was bizarre directing his wife how to make love. Kate found the chemistry between her and Leo from 11 years ago in 'Titanic' still exists today. She remarks, "It's great to discover we can just slip right into it, like muscle memory." She also admits to playing cat and mouse by asking Leo to meet with her and sending Sam instead. In her own way, she got her best buddy and husband to work together and make love scenes – now that's a very smart lady!

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LEIGH

Victoria Osteen Adds Spice To Being a Preacher's Wife

Victoria Osteen certainly adds spice to being a preacher's wife. When you hear preacher's wife, it's natural to think of a plain Jane with sensible shoes or heaven forbid, a makeover disasters such as the late Tammy Faye Bakker.

Victoria is sleek, wears makeup properly and stands by her preacher husband Joel Osteen's side without being an anonymous washout. She's inspiration to us all and just like Jessica Simpson, seems to be the victim of a vicious attack from another woman - a flight attendant of all people, who claims she was assaulted by the preacher's wife.

So is Victoria ill-tempered with airplane staff like Naomi Campbell or was she wrongly accused of assaulting a flight attendant? According to a jury decision today, Victoria is innocent of the charges. Seems flight attendant Sharon Brown was looking for $405,000 in damages for mental and physical pain from an alleged attack before a December 2005 flight from Houston, Texas to Vail, Colorado. She claims Victoria was upset by a spill on her first-class seat that was not cleaned up right away (how slow is service these days anyway – what do these folks think they are getting paid for) and threw Brown against a bathroom door and elbowed her in the breast as she rushed at the cockpit.

Victoria's lawyer Rusty Hardin rightfully wonders why the no criminal charges were filed if this wasn't a blatant attempt to get money out of the well-to-do couple. Hardin says, “If your motives are pure, that's where you go first. If you want to hold her responsible and not look to line your pockets and hit the lottery then you go to law enforcement. She didn't do that.”

Way to go Victoria - keep smiling and spreading the word of God in that beautiful way you have and don't let the naysayers stop you...

Luv yas,

LEIGH

Jessica Simpon, Abuse and Girl Power

Alright, disputes are online everywhere about Jessica Simpson turning country and singing about abuse. While some believed she meant relationship abuse, it seems it was really something else -abuse by other women. Certain relationship abuse is serious but what about the abuse we do to each other as women? Jessica Simpson recently reminded me the reason for this website - so Ho's can support other Ho's instead of ripping them apart.

After all, the men always seem to have these secret society that can't be penetrated by women. We need a good old boys network like this among women - how can we do is when we're jealous? Why not check out what makes the next babe hot and try it yourself instead of bitching about yourself?

Anyway, word on the street says the real deal about Jessica Simpson is, "Most people believe Jessica is talking about being abused by a former boyfriend…..Jessica was abused as a teenager while attending J.J Pearce High School in Richardson, Texas-long before she met Nick Lachey or any of her ex-boyfriends. Jessica was well-developed, and every guy in high school wanted her and practically every girl hated her. Jessica put on a brave face, but it was a campaign of terror that just devastated her. A nasty clique of girls constantly spread rumors about Jessica, and one that spread like wildfire was that she was gay."

You mean girls know who you are. You're so insecure you travel in packs and harrass hot babes to make yourselves feel better. Got news - you don't look better and men are laughing behind your backs so why not get real?

Getting back to Jess, I'm still not convinced Nick Lachey wasn't an abuser. She should speak out about it but maybe she's not ready (gotta give kudos to Christie Brinkley for showing her ex for his true colors in public - more tomorrow). But I do believe Jessica suffered due to the reign of terror initiated by jealous girls in high school and agree it's a really serious issue. Way to go Jess - wishing you the best as a country singer.

Luv yas,

LEIGH

Dasha Astafieva Proves Brunettes Have More Fun

Dasha Astafieva has turned Hugh Hefner's head, proving brunettes do have more fun sometimes. Although I've spent most of my time as a blonde, I also had some very mysterious brunette moments. Dasha has dashed right by the three blondes on Hef's arm and is really getting the Playboy mogul's attention. Seems "The Girls Next Door" aren't very pleased about having five instead of four around...

The final decision is Hef's. In fact, the National Enquirer reported, "Dasha’s natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef. Dasha’s natural endowments and beauty stunned Hef. Dasha has upset the pecking order by pushing her way into Hef’s heart. The competition for his attention is really intense among the girls because of her."

Dasha appears in plenty of naked pics, showing off her finer qualities. The alluring Ukrainian model won Stars Factory, a reality program back home and posed for Playboy Ukraine, receiving the honor of Playmate of the Year for 2007. Apparently Kendra is getting her undies in a bunch about Dasha. After all, Kendra was the one who wanted to have 86 year old Hef's baby. Doesn't she know desperation is just not sexy? No wonder Hef is checking out Dasha - you go girl and strut your dark-haired stuff!

Luv yas,

LEIGH

Jenna Jameson - A Hot Mama

Gotta luv a girl like former porn queen Jenna Jameson. By 34 years old, she built a fabulous porn career and retired. In 2006, she invited martial arts pro Tito Ortiz to be her friend on My Space and wound up dating him. She also filed for divorce from porn actor hubby Jay Grdina in 2006. Less than two years later, Jenna is pregger with her first child and Tito is the baby's daddy. Talk about a woman who knows how to get what she wants - before her biological clock starts to tick!

After suffering with a miscarriage with Jay, Jenna moved on and hooked up with Tito. According to Tito, “After the right she came to my after party, we had a few conversations, and we exchanged numbers and a couple of weeks later we went out on a date...when I first started dating her, I expected something totally different. And what I got was a diamond in the rough, I guess you could say, or she was already a diamond and just shined up a little bit. I'm very, very impressed with the type of person she is. She's a really genuine person that I fell in love with.”

Jenna is "completely thrilled" to be expecting her first child, as she should be. Congratulations and best of luck, Jenna!

Luv yas,

LEIGH

Paris Hilton For President

Alright, now we really have a candidate for President I can relate to - Paris Hilton! Yes ladies, she's responded to those nasty ads from McCain with her own words. Seems Paris is a better candidate than him...or anyone else as far as I'm concerned. Luved Hills but Paris is cuter and has better fashion sense...and who could think Paris lacks substance. We all know that just because you play dumb sometimes doesn't really mean you are, right?

Anyway, Paris' mom cougar and ho guru Kathy Hilton finally commented to the Huffington Post, "I've been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses. It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States."

With all this going on, seems McCain realizes how important Paris is. His spokesperson Tucker Bounds says to TMZ, "Sounds like Paris is taking the 'All of the Above' energy approach that John McCain has advocated -- both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama."

Can you say girl power?

Luv yas,

LEIGH

Jessica Is Ready To Prove Everybody Wrong

Three cheers for Jessica Simpson! After all, she landed her Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo. She has daddy to handle all her business affairs. Now she's going to be switching over to country music for her new CD 'Do You Know'. The girl can shift gears and get what she wants - great ho qualities!

Anyway, Jess is a real woman who makes real mistakes, which we can really relate to. Her life changing incident? She says, "I was singing '9 to 5' and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who's like the president to me. And the last time I sang in front of the president , I had messed up the lyrics to 'God Bless America' so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, 'I will never sing again.”

Jess can't want to prove the people who want to bring her down wrong. You go, girl! She also talked about ex John Mayer, currently hanging out with Jennifer Aniston, and said, “John believed in the Jessica Simpson that’s within. He cherished our love. He helped make me the woman I am today. John is going to be an amazing man for someone, but I know that I was supposed to be with someone else.” She also talked about her experiences with abuse. This girl has done it all - good luck with your country music career - but if not, we know you'll be bouncing back anyway.

Luv yas,

LEIGH

Katie Holmes Gets Guts

Alright, I've gotta admit I'm partial to the ho's of Hollywood. After all, who has the business savvy of Paris Hilton? Who can make something out of nothing like Kim Kardashian? You've gotta admire Jessica Simpson for getting her jock and shifting gears in her mediocre career to remain in the spotlight. I always feel badly for Katie Holmes because she seems to be lost in Tom Cruise's shadow. If you remember the Stepford Wives from years ago, she kind of reminds of you one of them. She has a perfect haircut, appropriate and classic style and always seems to mind her manners around Tom.

I'm not sure if it's Tom's age, his position in Scientology or simply Katie's lack of assertiveness that makes her seem so wishy washy. Her recent appearance with blue hands made me question just how far she would go to please a man like Tom. Just when I was starting to give up on Katie having her own mind, the paps reported Tom's mom and sis were thrown out of the family home. Kudos to Katie! Way to go, girl - it's time to take control of your life and let Tom know he's got a real woman to reckon with. Apparently mom and sis are now in a condo and not in Katie's face anymore. Do you think this could be the beginning of a whole new awakening for Katie? Does she still have hope to be a high-profile Ho of Hollywood? Maybe Katie really has an agenda of her own (Tom is a wealthy man) with this whole TomKat scenario. We can only HOpe for her...

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LEIGH

Jen vs. Angelina

The debate goes on in the media as Angelina Jolie gives birth to Brad Pitt's twins and Jennifer Aniston dates John Mayer. After Angelina stole Brad from Jen (although the couple claims they weren't intimate until Brad and Jen officially split), everyone was in an uproar for poor Aniston. Of course, it seems Brad and Jen werent' getting along before Angelina sauntered into the picture and Jen didn't want babies yet. Maybe it was a wise decision since Brad seemed quite willing to plant his seed anywhere it was acceptable...

While Angelina and Brad are choosing a godfather for their latest members of the brood (Bono is allegedly their choice), Jen is following John around on tour. John claims it's the best summer he ever had and word on the street says it wouldn't be a surprise to any of the insiders if Jen was engaged to John by the fall.

So who is the biggest ho? A diva has to love Jen for asserting her rights as a woman and deciding not to procreate on demand. On the other hand, Angelina is the quintessential party girl (bisexual experiences and tattoos included) turned hot mama who knows what she wants and how to get it. Oddly enough, Brad and Angelina still aren't married despite their many children. Is Angie still protecting her single status? Will Jen start hearing her biological clock ticking and get married to pop out a puppy of her own? Who do you think the ultimate diva is?

Luv yas,

LEIGH